Blaine Allen Brown
Sometimes I will squash a bug with a napkin, but I still don’t feel comfortable until I wash my hands.

meowseehear:

recent google search history:

  • cats pooping outside of the litter box
  • calling shotgun on the human centipede
  • can you get beer at laser quest virginia beach
  • michelle obama arms

Hahahahahha

skavannah:

kanyewesticle:

feminism

#4sav
I hate you

Yes, I’m a girl and do normal things for all girls to do but I made a facebook group for it.

skavannah:

kanyewesticle:

feminism

#4sav

I hate you

Yes, I’m a girl and do normal things for all girls to do but I made a facebook group for it.

skavannah:

cupboardfull:

losremedios:

AWESOME

I wanna play c:

omg

I kind of wish there was like a reverse tumblr crushes where you could see a list of your followers that reblog/like your posts the most

amandar00lz:

maybe like, a pie chart or something

yeah

yeaaaah

Then you guys could take a little bite of tumbl pie.

Sarge's Advanced Tactics
Sarge: Ha ha! Yes! See? That's how you do it, Grif.
Sarge: Face your enemy man to man.
Sarge: Or in your case, woefully inadequate man to woman.
Sarge: And then when she's distracted, use superior technology to take her out!
Sarge: *sniff* Reminds me of prom night.